Relax The Planet

Our Planet

In our hectic modern society “NOVOCAINE Time“; is anytime. The fact that Kava does not slow one’s mental capacity allows it to be drank during the day, especially when we find ourselves anxious or stressed.


Times Like:

  • Visiting the dentist
  • Going on a date
  • Making a presentation
  • Video Games
  • Business Meetings
  • Boarding a plane
  • Taking an exam
  • Going to a party
  • Playing Golf
  • Hanging out with the In-laws
  • Dealing with your kids
  • Soccer match
  • When the wife goes shopping
  • Traffic
  • Before a performance
  • While balancing your checkbook
  • After getting a ticket
  • While working out
  • Peeing on the stick
  • Telling him
  • Being him
  • Going to work
  • Dealing with the boss
  • Playing hoops
  • Getting to bat
  • Meeting his/her parents
  • Motocross
  • Surfing
  • Volleyball



Our Customers

  • NOVOCAINE relaxed me through my exams this year. Stress down, grades up!!
  • Robert, UCLA
  • Dude, NOVOCAINE and VODKA, _ _ _ _ Red Bull, this _ _ _ _ is awesome.
  • Simon, LA, CA
  • Had to meet my boyfriend’s parents this weekend. Would not have survived.
  • Tiffany, Atlanta, GA
  • Had your NOVOCAINE on vacation in Miami, Had to buy a case to bring back home, never felt so good off a drink that wasn’t alcohol.
  • Stan, Frankfurt, Germany
  • Had a first date, he was amazing, I was petrified. NOVOCAINE made it work. 2 months now. Thanks!!
  • Theresa, Chicago, IL
  • NOVOCAINE is in our vending machines at work. Now I can tolerate my boss.
  • Thad, Philadelphia, PA
  • Guys, thanks for the drinks. Thursday was the worst day yet. The drinks were gone in like 5 minutes. Great gimmick outside Wall Street. I think you single handedly saved the economy.
  • Bill, NY, NY
  • You must have kids.
  • Beth, New Orleans, LA



Malava Drink Recipes

Super "Novo"

Get straight to the point with our signature blend of vodka and Novocaine™

  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish with lemon twist
  • Build over ice in Collins glass

Island Hammock

A classic concoction of silver tequila, sweet orange liqueur, a hint of sweet & sour and Novocaine™ This margarita has gone on vacation

  • 1 1/2 oz Patron silver tequila
  • 3/4 oz Cointreau
  • oz Sweet and Sour
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish with squeeze lime
  • Shaken up, served in martini Glass

5oclockFrost

Long day at the office? Try this fruity frozen combination of coconut rum, exotic juices and Novocaine™

  • 1 1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum
  • 1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
  • 3 oz strawberry puree
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish with orange slice and cherry on sword/pick
  • Blend with ice and serve in highball/hurricane glass

Secong Wind

Take a deep breath with this delightfully light blend of raspberry vodka, orange liqueur and Novocaine™

  • 1 1/2 oz Stolichnaya raspberry vodka
  • 3/4 oz triple sec
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish with squeeze of lemon and orange
  • Shaken up, served in martini glass

Tropical Anesthetic

Escape from life’s daily routine and head to the islands with this splended blend of coconut rum, raspberry vodka, fruit juices and Novocaine™

  • 1 1/2 oz Stolichnaya raspberry vodka
  • 1 oz Malibu coconut rum
  • 2 oz cranberry juice
  • 1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish cherry and orange slice on spear/pick
  • Shaken and served over ice in Collins glass

Naughty Nurse

A devilish mixture of tropical juices, island rums, Grand Marnier and Novocaine™. Sure to bring out your naughty side

  • 3/4 oz Bacardi light rum
  • 3/4 oz Captian Morgan spiced rum
  • 3/4 oz Grand Marnier liqueur
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz grapefruit juice
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish lime
  • Shaken and served over ice in Collins glass

Sedative

A tingling blend of vodka, gin, white rum and orange liqueur with a mind numbing finish

  • 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz gin
  • 1/2 oz light rum
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish with lemon slice
  • Shaken and served over ice in Collins glass

Root Canal

Unlike the real thing, this libation of vodka, 7up, grenadine and Novocaine™ will leave you smiling every time

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 3 oz 7up
  • 7-8 drops of grenadine
  • 1/2 can Novocaine™
  • Garnish with cherry
  • Build over ice in a bucket glass

Numb Nuts

Chill out; take the edge off with this splended blend of white rum, gin and Novocaine™ You will get numb and a little nutz

  • 1 oz Bacardi light rum
  • 1/2 oz gin
  • 1/2 can Novocaine™
  • Garnish two cherries on a spear/pick
  • Build over ice in a bucket glass

Island Hammock

With or without those pearly whites, this sweet mix of vodka, Southern Comfort and Novocaine™ will turn that frown upside down

  • 3/4 oz vodka
  • 3/4 oz Southern Comfort
  • 1/2 can Malava Novocaine™
  • Garnish with 2 squeezes of lime
  • Build over ice in a bucket glass

Toothless

A euphoric well balanced blend of citrus and blueberry vodkas, sweet orange liqueur and Novocaine™ It just doesn’t get any better.......serenity Now

  • 3/4 oz Stolichnaya Citros vodka
  • 3/4 oz Stolichnaya Blueberi vodka
  • 1/2 oz Cointreu liqueur
  • 1/2 can MALAVA Novocaine™
  • Garnish lemon twist
  • Shaken and served up in a sugar rimmed martini glass